Dogs are IRATE!  Pullin at their chains & barkin - TWX*AOL JUST SCAMMED THEIR OWNER!  TWX AOL just went into her bank account - UNAUTHORIZED - took out $32.90 in Feb & Mar for a service that she & the dogs don't even have a computer for!  Dogs want to rip off the legs of the AOL SCAMMERS!  DOGS SAY - CHECK IT OUT - GO TO TWX*AOL SERVICE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET SCAMMED TOO!  Dogs say you will see TONS of messages of people all over the country getting scammed by TWX*AOL SERVICE.  DOGS SAY - HURRY UP - PROTECT YOURSELF - GO THERE AND READ IT BEFORE OR IF IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED TO YOU.  This is a public service message from THE DOGHOUSE!

WHAT NEXT?

Dogs still haven't heard what dog made it to the Whitehouse! 

DOGHOUSE DOGS WANT a LITTLE BITTY FLUFFY, SWEET FACED DOG WITH FULL EARS & BIG LONG TAIL WHO LOOKS AT YA WITH LOVIN' EYES, PAWIN' FOR AFFECTION,  WITH DANCIN' FEET AND GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE/HE WILL BE THE PERFECT DOG TO LIVE IN A MANSION WITH EXPENSIVE HISTORICAL ANTIQUES.
 
DOGHOUSE DOGS SEND MESSAGE "TO ALL DOGS OUT THERE!!!!! 

"IF YOU ARE THE ONE CHOSEN FOR THE WHITEHOUSE, CAUTION UPON ENTRY, LOOK CUTE AND LOVEABLE".  CHECK OUT THE HOUSE UPON ARRIVAL - TAKE A GOOD SNIFF AND LOOK AT ALL SURROUNDINGS.   CONTINUE TO LOOK CUTE AND JUMP UP ON EVERYONE. 

WAIT TILL IT QUIETS DOWN A BIT AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKIN EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME!  ALL SHOES ARE GAME!  KITCHEN COUNTERS ARE FREE FARE!  RUGS ARE FOR PEEIN' ON NO MATTER WHAT ROOM - GEORGE WASHINGTON ROOM IS PREFERRED!  DON'T EAT ANYTHING UNLESS IT IS MADE SPECIAL BY THE WHITEHOUSE CHEF.  TURN NOSE UP AT ALL OTHER FOOD - IT WORKS - THEY'LL WANT YOU TO EAT!  DON'T TAKE TO A CRATE - JUST WHINE & CRY AND BARK ALL NIGHT AND THEY'LL PUT YOU IN THEIR BED.  TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF FUN TOYS NO MATTER WHAT ROOM.  FIRST PEE ON THEM TO MAKE YOUR MARK, THEN TIP THEM OVER AND FIND LEFTOVER FOOD, KLEENIX, QUE TIPS, PERSONAL ITEMS, WHATEVER!  REAL GOOD PLAY CHEW STUFF!

YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF ROOMS TO RUN IN.  TRICK IS TO KEEP RUNNIN' WHEN THE SERVANTS ARE TRYING TO CATCH YOU!  DON'T BE AFRAID - THEY WON'T HURT YOU - THEY CAN'T, CAUSE YOU ARE THE WHITEHOUSE DOG!  ALWAYS BE LOVIN AND KIND TO THE KIDS BUT GIVE THE PARENTS A WAY TO GO!  THEY'LL TRY TO FIGURE YOU OUT BUT THEY CAN'T.  CAUSE, YOU ARE A DOG AND SMARTER THAN THEM ALL!

FOLLOW THESE UNIVERSAL DOG RULES AND ONCE YOU'RE IN THIS HOUSE YOU ARE GOLDEN!  YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND GET AWAY WITH IT.  ESPECIALLY CAUSE THESE PEOPLE CAN NEVER GET RID OF YOU!  YOU ARE PROTECTED BY THE MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Two little dogs laying in their big red, white and blue DOGHOUSE remembering back to Christmas time when GM/Chrysler Execs got bailed out and used the money for GREAT BIG PRIVATE JET TRIPS OVERSEES TO STAY IN PLUSH HOTELS AND EAT CAVIAR.  Dogs had no money for Chrismas gifts.  Valentine's Day passed.  Dogs could only afford a big lickin' kiss to those they love.

They remembered that on St. Patty's Day, when they looked for their four leaf clover they didn't find it but they heard that AIG did!  Now, comin up on Easter, Dogs want to know if they will have Easter Eggs to hunt or if all their Easter Eggs will go to the children of AIG executives!   

KICK 'EM TO THE DOGHOUSE

NEW INVESTMENT STRATEGY

IS ANYBODY THINKING HERE?

Kick 'em in the doghouse!

Lt. Col Mary D. Foley

Whatcha think?

WHO'S IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW?

WHO, WHO, WHO'S IN THE DOGHOUSE?

WHO, WHO, WHO'S IN THE DOGHOUSE?