FIX WORLD DEBT

Dogs lay in that GREAT BIG DOGHOUSE and set to thinkin - who should get THE BIG SEAT on prime time late night?

DOGS SAY, they know one guy by his FIRST name and the other guy by his LAST name,
  
Dogs ponder....if we know one guy by his FIRST name and the other only by his LAST name, then ain't the guy you know by his FIRST name the guy that should keep the SEAT! 

Dogs say it's all about how he endeared himself to us - we know CONAN on a FIRST NAME BASIS!  Now, that's a friend.  Kick Mr. Leno into the DOGHOUSE!!!!      

Dogs got a great idea for how ELLEN CAN GO BEYOND BEING ON THE COVER OF OPRAH MAGAZINE!  Dogs been thinkin!  Oprah has perfume pages to smell while you read.  Dogs think that dog mags should have scratch, sniff & smell inserts in their mags like in the Oprah mag.  Dogs think their mag inserts should be sprayed with beef jerky smells OR maybe peanut butter bone smells.  Would help sell more doggie treats & dogs could enjoy smelling the pages while they tear the magazine up!  And if Ellen marketed the idea, dogs think the dog mag publishers would be honored to have her on their cover and AND listed inside on the credits.  Now, don't that just beat only being on the cover of Oprah - COVER PLUS CREDITS!  Hmmm, maybe the smell of another dog's hair - could sell dog hairbrushes OR coconut - could sell dog shampoo!  Ah, the smell of sweet fresh rain could sell raincoats.......take it from here Ellen! 

Dogs been doing their math.  It is NOT John & Kate + 8.  It is John - Kate ='s 7.  AND, dogs want to know WHEN DID GMA DECIDE TO BECOME A REALITY SHOW instead of staying a morning news show?   ARE GMA RATINGS THAT BAD THAT THEY HAVE TO RELY ON REALITY SHOW DIVORCES  TO GET HIGHER RATINGS?????  What happened to the morning news?  Dogs LOVE GMA but, DOGS SAY, KICK GMA TO THE DOGHOUSE UNTIL THEY GET THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!

Dogs say enuf with M J's takin up their news time!  He chose to put himself in the deep sleep peacefully, so can we just be done with that?  He knew what he was doing.  He may have had the makeover white face of a clown, been distressed, and been a billionaire livin the high life, but he chose to go to sleep - so - dogs say, let him rest in peace and lets pay attention to all the other needy people & dogs in the world!

WHAT NEXT?

NEW INVESTMENT STRATEGY

WHO, WHO, WHO'S IN THE DOGHOUSE?

WHO, WHO, WHO'S IN THE DOGHOUSE?